"Lord, You are our Father. We are the clay, You are the Potter; we are all the work of Your hand."
-Isaiah 64:8

Monday, January 23, 2012

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Again, an ever-evolving post just because there are few things sweeter than little people and the phrases they create when learning to talk.

W- "Bite me."  (How he asks for something to eat.)

W- "Fork me." (He wants a fork.)

W-  "I forgive you."  (He was asked to say, "Please forgive me.")

W- "He bit me."  (Anytime someone kisses him, and he decides he doesn't like it.)

E- "Ding-dong."  (Apparently, this replaces "timber" when something falls over.

E- "That funny?" (When you're developing a sense of humor, you have to ask.)

E-"Just body?"  (He had 2 layers on.  When I removed one shirt, he wanted the other one off, too.)

E- While in a store, I said, "We have to pay."  He folded his hands and began to PRAY!  (So it's not saying, but hearing the dardest things in this one.  Oh well.)

E- "I play the tuba."  (Said while sucking his thumb... not really supposed to do that.  Fairly sure this was his way of getting around that minor technicality.)  

Both- (This is a conversation overheard on the monitor.)  After they had called for me and I didn't come right away they began to have discussion about where I could possibly be.  "Shopping?"  "To the bathroom?"  "To bed?"  Some days, I wish babies... some days.

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